For those who aren’t in the know, Blip Festival is a three day long face-melting chipmusic event in Brooklyn, NY. And, I’ve got tickets! If you’re so inclined, hit the jump for a rundown of all the highlights. I’ll be updating this post at the end of each day, so be sure to check back.
Friday the 13th for NES is fucking awful. A terrible, shambling wreck of a game that, much like Jason Voorhees, refuses to die. I was unfortunate enough to have this game as a kid and my inability to make even a small amount of progress in it still haunts me. Some nights, I wake up in a cold sweat and find myself screaming, “GEORGE, WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SLOW!?”
I have been to Camp Crystal Lake. I have heard the shrill uncontrollable bleeping of countless young campers being slain. I have been stalked by zombies, attacked by crows, and lost in an endless maze of trees. I have stared in to the absolute definition of terror time after time and failed.
But not tonight. Tonight, I drag Jason Voorhees and his horrible NES cart STRAIGHT DOWN TO HELL.
With Blizzcon just around the corner, the Internet has been hot with speculation over the announcement of the next World of Warcraft expansion. Top ranking Internet Matlocks have already gleaned the possibility of two new playable races for the popular MMO. However, we here at Bomb Guts have even better sources than those other guys. Not only can we confirm the addition of goblins and worgens to the playable races of Azeroth, we’ve also obtained information about two new race specific classes!
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I was recently fortunate enough to stumble upon a fully boxed NES Action Set in my attic. The packaging was in pretty good condition and as I looked it over, the promotional image on the back seemed to draw me in. Was it the cold, unblinking eyes of a group of actors pretending to play Super Mario Bros? Was it their wax-like faces twisted in to wild grins of faux-excitement? Or was it the fact that they had no fucking clue what they were doing?
